Monday, March 26, 2007
Jennifer bans all sodas, Kurt in despair.
Yup, that's right. Jennifer has determined that soda and fruit juices are my "mortal enemies," and has banned them from my diet until after the race on May 6.
My biggest vices are chocolate milk (not banned yet) and root beer (now on the banned substances list). I usually drink a root beer while I teach my criminal law and criminal procedure classes. But, no more! Needless to say, I am devastated by the loss, and will binge eat celery (plain, without peanut butter or any dipping sauce of any kind) to make myself feel better.
My biggest vices are chocolate milk (not banned yet) and root beer (now on the banned substances list). I usually drink a root beer while I teach my criminal law and criminal procedure classes. But, no more! Needless to say, I am devastated by the loss, and will binge eat celery (plain, without peanut butter or any dipping sauce of any kind) to make myself feel better.
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I will let you keep your chocolate milk as long as you don't overdue it. I love you!!!!
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